[Lightning laughs a little, not managing to stifle it before it gets out. In spite of the ugly sweaters, the fact that he had come to her, of all people, for some solace is amusing.]
You're not. Unless looking at them for too long'll make you that way. Wouldn't be surprised if it did.
[There's a visible crinkle to her nose as another image passes through her mind, this one not shared with Steven but within her own imagination.]
[ it's okay, light. as awful as this situation is, he can't deny the humour of it all - he even smirks along with her. he's just glad that she Gets It. ]
I don't exactly intend to spread the word. I trust you won't, either.
[ not that he'll probably be able to hide his disgust when ignis inevitably approaches him in it, but lightning doesn't deserve to be dragged into it. this is his battle... ]
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What do you want me to do about it? [A legitimate and genuine question.] Only thing I can offer is burning it without a fire.
[Which... she would be more than willing to do.]
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I don't really expect you to do anything. I was only looking for some sort of reassurance that I'm not going insane.
[ everyone in the house seems to love them. it's maddening. ]
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You're not. Unless looking at them for too long'll make you that way. Wouldn't be surprised if it did.
[There's a visible crinkle to her nose as another image passes through her mind, this one not shared with Steven but within her own imagination.]
Don't let Snow find out about these.
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I don't exactly intend to spread the word. I trust you won't, either.
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[If he shows up at any parties wearing that, Lightning is promptly leaving and will gladly take Steven with her if it comes to that.]
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[ oh thank god. he actually feels something akin to relief knowing that she's willing to side with him. ]
I'll file this under the latter.
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[She doesn't actually know if that's entirely true, but she wouldn't put it past him. No harm in being cautious, though.]
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[ not that he'll probably be able to hide his disgust when ignis inevitably approaches him in it, but lightning doesn't deserve to be dragged into it. this is his battle... ]
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[You got this, Steven!!
This is oddly dramatic for a conversation about ugly Christmas sweaters.]